(C82) [PIGGSTAR (名古屋鯱八)] Cerberus (よろず)
#87329 - I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever! A smart-butt guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion? The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. A high school English teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam: Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.